you're only sixteen.... only sixteen! you poor little thiiiiiiiing.

Today is a special day. Today marks the 16th anniversary of stealing and pretending this dirty little blond outback kidnapped gypsy spawn child is actually ours. And after 16 years, maybe we will finally give it up and accept you as one of us. Or you know, we won't.

Either way, I might just love you. A little bit. Maybe. I'll think about it.

Happy Birthday, Abramalamadingdong.

It's all going on without you.

I am moved. I relate, and I am moved to react.

Time is wasting.

Life is short. Life is scary. Life is fast.

Deep breaths.

Close your eyes and jump.

Dive in head first.

Pray you get caught.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All you can do really, is pick up the pieces and hope you manage to paste them back where they belong. You'll still be cracked, but at least you're back in once piece. At least you look like you're all together.


My best friend who isn't a brother, I miss her. It hurts my little heart a little bit. Okay, a big bit.