Catching Up:

• I am back in LA, and will be here for the next month or so. Slightly less, as work requires travel.
• LIA Live recap show will film and air August 15th. August won't make it over for personal reasons, but Alfie will be here with me, and our infamous mother might just make an appearance. Okay, she's going to be on the show and she's doing an interview, spilling all our childhood secrets. Don't miss it.
• Still not pregnant, still not in rehab. Neither is happening. Stop it.
• I'm working on a new movie! I am not giving too much away before the official press release comes, but it's a musical and it's going to be amazing. I have never done a musical before in my life, but I love music. Wicked. (No, it's not Wicked.)
• Alfie and I have secrets. Secret places, secret people, secret things. Secrets. Await. Anticipate.
• Once my brother left for tour I got lonely, so I got myself a puppy. His name is Freddy and he loves scarves and shoes and cake. But he loves ME the most, he is wonderfully snuggly, and he is pretty fabulous - remind us of anyone?
• The Crows seem to only win when I leave the country. For the sake of South Australia, I am never coming home again. Ever. Go Crows.

That's all for now. \\//

the answer is no comment.

Tonight there is a party at Crazyhorse. If you're not on The List you're not getting in, unless you're a Scary Monster (or Super Creep). Or a Superhero. We make exceptions for those sorts.

Strippers ahoy!

Tour cannot come soon enough. I am chaperoning my brother around the country, although it's long since been proven that he is the one doing most of the chaperoning. We have Big Plans and Crazy Ideas. Watch this space for Top Secret Information, about Top Secret Things. Do we ever let you down?

We debuted on MTV last night. MTVAus is picking us up for the summer, although I know you've already ripped and posted the first episode on the Soundwave boards. Be happy.

I am happy. I think.




I lied: Comment.

My brother is not your precious kitten, Perez. Stop drawing hearts around his crotch, he is not interested. And feel free to - as my darlings on ONTD would say - DIAF.

Everyone is still breathing, isn't that the important thing?

Take Two.

Tonight begins a new way of life, and while cameras will still be following close it will be of my own volition for once, and I'll have my two favourite people in the entire universe with me all the while. The former arrangements with MTV fell through (needless to say, I should imagine) but I managed to add my dear brothers into the mix and work out a new deal. So the three of us, come late summer (likely they want to coincide things with both the Olympics, and Soundwave's yet to be scheduled North American release and tour - because they are going to blow up thanks to this show - around the same timeframe), will be all over MTV. I personally hope we turn vegemite sandwiches into a new trend.

One of the perks I've just recently discovered via my business manager? MTV is going to foot the bill for my birthday party, meaning I don't have to lift either a finger or gold card and it'll probably be the biggest party I've yet been to - other than those hall-wide uni parties I used to follow August to, although that's an entirely different scene altogether. I just send a list of what I want and they will have it all done up just how I like it. I haven't yet decided on any of it, I'm waiting for August to get here so I can consult him on the matter. May 3rd though; keep your calendars clear. Yeah, I could definitely get used to this.

I've yet to find a house, but again with August arriving tomorrow, I will consult him (he's my personal life coach, basically) and in his all-knowing ways he will yay or nay what I have seen thus far and point me in the right direction. Or he will just find something perfect for me while Alfie and I spar on the streets of Bel Air, Matrix style, and get ourselves booted from the neighbourhood before we're even officially in.

There are plenty more ridiculously crazy plans Alfie and I have made, but for the sake of spoilers and potential criminal implications, I had best not reveal them all here. I will however apologize endlessly to Soundwave fans for getting my Bug tied up a bit longer and the tour inevitably postponed even further, however I am certain MTV Australia will pick this up for you all and it'll be worth it - we'll let them air our No Diggity dance and it'll definitely be worth it.

You haven't seen anything until you've seen Alfie Isaac Laine dropping it like it's hot.