the answer is no comment.

Tonight there is a party at Crazyhorse. If you're not on The List you're not getting in, unless you're a Scary Monster (or Super Creep). Or a Superhero. We make exceptions for those sorts.

Strippers ahoy!

Tour cannot come soon enough. I am chaperoning my brother around the country, although it's long since been proven that he is the one doing most of the chaperoning. We have Big Plans and Crazy Ideas. Watch this space for Top Secret Information, about Top Secret Things. Do we ever let you down?

We debuted on MTV last night. MTVAus is picking us up for the summer, although I know you've already ripped and posted the first episode on the Soundwave boards. Be happy.

I am happy. I think.




I lied: Comment.

My brother is not your precious kitten, Perez. Stop drawing hearts around his crotch, he is not interested. And feel free to - as my darlings on ONTD would say - DIAF.

Everyone is still breathing, isn't that the important thing?