I firmly believe, Greece is the most magical place on Earth.

I am an optimist.

I don't know where I get it. I don't know why, after everything, I always find the good in whatever I am seeing, and I always look for the brighter side, and I believe everything will just be okay. I don't know if this is new or not, if I have always been this way and just haven't recognized it until just now. Maybe it's a product of my happiness. Maybe something I'd lost and found again. August always said I was like sunshine when I was a child, and on even the darkest days, I still find a way to shine. I've been shining as hard as I can lately, because everyone needs a little sunshine. You need it the most - and I need you the most.

Everything is going to be okay. You're going to be okay, and you're going to be okay, and you? You'll be okay too. We're going to be okay.

No. We're going to be fucking amazing. All of us.

LISTEN. I DID NOT GET MARRIED. I REPEAT, I DID NOT GET MARRIED.



Stop it. Seriously.


Fine, you want an explaination? We got bored on a Saturday morning, Alfie and I, so we decided his dog needed to commit herself to the love of her life. So she did, with cake and a dress and a wedding party to end all wedding parties. I even bought new Jimmy Choos for the occasion. Now. Please shut up about it. I'm not married and I have no intentions to ever marry. I am not the marrying type. You're worrying innocent mums and confusing confusable sisters.

This is so out of hand.

Catching Up:

• I am back in LA, and will be here for the next month or so. Slightly less, as work requires travel.
• LIA Live recap show will film and air August 15th. August won't make it over for personal reasons, but Alfie will be here with me, and our infamous mother might just make an appearance. Okay, she's going to be on the show and she's doing an interview, spilling all our childhood secrets. Don't miss it.
• Still not pregnant, still not in rehab. Neither is happening. Stop it.
• I'm working on a new movie! I am not giving too much away before the official press release comes, but it's a musical and it's going to be amazing. I have never done a musical before in my life, but I love music. Wicked. (No, it's not Wicked.)
• Alfie and I have secrets. Secret places, secret people, secret things. Secrets. Await. Anticipate.
• Once my brother left for tour I got lonely, so I got myself a puppy. His name is Freddy and he loves scarves and shoes and cake. But he loves ME the most, he is wonderfully snuggly, and he is pretty fabulous - remind us of anyone?
• The Crows seem to only win when I leave the country. For the sake of South Australia, I am never coming home again. Ever. Go Crows.

That's all for now. \\//

The Festival of Boris isn't soon enough, so the impatient Naughty Sorceress is throwing a party of her own. She's in Sydney tonight, and has brought some friends with her.

I hear Sneaky Pete is invited. Don't tell.

Encore!

the answer is no comment.

Tonight there is a party at Crazyhorse. If you're not on The List you're not getting in, unless you're a Scary Monster (or Super Creep). Or a Superhero. We make exceptions for those sorts.

Strippers ahoy!

Tour cannot come soon enough. I am chaperoning my brother around the country, although it's long since been proven that he is the one doing most of the chaperoning. We have Big Plans and Crazy Ideas. Watch this space for Top Secret Information, about Top Secret Things. Do we ever let you down?

We debuted on MTV last night. MTVAus is picking us up for the summer, although I know you've already ripped and posted the first episode on the Soundwave boards. Be happy.

I am happy. I think.




I lied: Comment.

My brother is not your precious kitten, Perez. Stop drawing hearts around his crotch, he is not interested. And feel free to - as my darlings on ONTD would say - DIAF.

Everyone is still breathing, isn't that the important thing?